Two

I was sitting around a table one evening, listening to friends tell the story of when they met. He said, "I remember when I asked her to marry me, her mother pulled me aside and said, if you want to stay married, never come between [name] and her horses."

At that point he paused, and gave me a big smile. He said, "and do you know what I did? I went out the next day, and bought her two." 

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